Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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