I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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