you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
