Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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