The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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