so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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