Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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