Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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