Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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