Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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