that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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