Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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