RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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