ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
operation have a gay friend backfired
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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