he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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