Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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