Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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