Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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