i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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