is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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