you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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