i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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