already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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