there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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