i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
This is my gift to your gina
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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