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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...

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  ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!

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• (562): View more from California

  Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me

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• (315): View more from New York

  she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts

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  Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only

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