all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?