the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.