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(613): View more from Ontario

His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that

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(949): View more from California

It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.

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(416): View more from Ontario

don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends

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(630): View more from Illinois

Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle

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(315): View more from New York

its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus

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(831): View more from California

Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here

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