we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Shame - the story of my life.
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