some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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