Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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