just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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