smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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