White coat. Heels.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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