She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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