So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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