How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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