that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Farmville is her only friend.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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