I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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