I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
thus making me awesome and them whores
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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