In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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