Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I need to calm my uterus...
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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