super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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