Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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