is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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