It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Shame is for Republicans.
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