ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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