i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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