would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
FUCK WHALES
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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