Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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