Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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