yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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