You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
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I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She's the barista slut.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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