Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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