what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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