Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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