she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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