apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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