Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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