Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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