I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
