Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I puked a lego.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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